Lyrics: Hippo Girl
By: Rathergood.com (Joel Veitch, Alex Veitch, Mike Baker, Tim
Gallagher)
Notes: Parenthetical lines represent spoken (rather than
sung) words
Hippo girl
The most repulsive thing I've ever seen
Hippo girl
You've never heard of feminine hygiene
But I love you
But your teeth stick out of your head
(Like yellow clothes-pegs)
Hippo girl
The merest sight of you is nauseatin'
Hippo girl
You're always soaked in your own urine
But I love you
Though you're covered in excrement
(Like a dung fountain)
Hippo girl
The foulest thing in God's creation
Hippo girl
You are an abomination
But I love you
You got me algae between your thighs
(Like a fungal jungle)
Hippo girl
Maggots crawlin' in your massive jaws
Hippo girl
Your body's fest'rin', pustulatin' sores
But I love you
Let's watch our hippo children grow
Like blood-hungry jackals
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